How You Can Tell That I Sleep Alone

Contents Of My Bed (As noted at four in the morning before I climbed into it):

-18 copies of my most recently critiqued essay
-April credit card bill
-Heavily highlighted copy of Irvine Welsh’s Marabou Stork Nightmares
-Large one-eyed stuffed dog which has been across the country at least seven times, via plane, train and automobile
-HUGE pillow, pilfered from the couch weeks ago to use as a backrest while reading
-Highlighted copy of Latin Phrases & Quotations
-Old cell phone, unactivated, used as an alarm clock
-Slightly destroyed copy of Ian McEwan’s Enduring Love
-20 degree-rated sleeping bag that squooshes down to be the size of a loaf of bread
-Person-sized dent, roughly in the shape of me

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~ by saltgirlspeaks on 22 April, 2007.

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